
“You…complete me.”
“Well that was the plan. To give you a boner.”
Every movie is better with Nicolas Cage.

“You…complete me.”
“Well that was the plan. To give you a boner.”

“HORSE SHIT”

She’s totally into it. Surprising no one.

“I LIKE YOU, NICOLAS CAGE.”

We have to go deeper.

Lord of the Cage

I’ve become kind of obsessed with the idea (spawned in a very long facebook thread about the horribleness of Garden State) that every movie about a manic pixie dream girl would be made LIGHT YEARS better if the dream girl in question was played by Nicolas Cage.
Take note, Hollywood. This shit works.

Altenatively: 500 Days of Sailor starring Joseph Gordon Levitt and Nicolas Cage